All You Really Need

all you need is love
and magic
and money
and a vast army of killer frogs.

the best things in life are free
as long as you don’t count
the overhead
on a vast army of killer frogs.

there’s nothing like music
to cheer you up
although I still think you could have found
better musicians
than a vast army of killer frogs.

although I suppose you could take the vast army of killer frogs
and use it to wipe out all of the better musicians.

I suppose you wouldn’t have “better” music
until there was enough time
to eradicate the memory
of other songs;

but memory is surprisingly pliable,
and people seem to enjoy making the worst of things.

What I’m trying to say is,
I have an army of killer frogs,

and things could be worse.

(they usually are.)

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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