all you need is love
and a vast army of killer frogs.
the best things in life are free
as long as you don’t count
on a vast army of killer frogs.
there’s nothing like music
to cheer you up
although I still think you could have found
than a vast army of killer frogs.
although I suppose you could take the vast army of killer frogs
and use it to wipe out all of the better musicians.
I suppose you wouldn’t have “better” music
until there was enough time
to eradicate the memory
of other songs;
but memory is surprisingly pliable,
and people seem to enjoy making the worst of things.
What I’m trying to say is,
I have an army of killer frogs,
and things could be worse.
(they usually are.)