A Dragon’s Contentment (poetry, villainy, hungrily)

"Just like you might surrender to some Dragon in your Dreams." - Frank Zappa

(From the barely-heard song of a Dragon whose name we do not know, but whose mind can be felt from very far away)

I live under a mountain, like a dragon from a book
But that’s not the kind of dragon that I am.
I am the kind of dragon that’s been eating little mammals
Since well before your species began.

I am the kind of dragon never featured in your dreams
because if you remembered me, you’d never from your dreams Escape.
Because your world is a tiny one, made of fragile things
And stuck together with plastic bits of tape.

I am the kind of dragon that lives under your Seas, deeper than anywhere you can find.
I am the kind of dragon who will someday eat your moon.
Think hard about me, and I will eat your mind.

I am the kind of dragon that’s the lizard in your brain,
Setting off the deep instinct to run.
Stretched out in full, I’m a dragon who is bigger than your world.

Be grateful that I’m content with the moon
And do not
plan to eat your Sun.


Some thoughts on Dragon villainy, by Jeff Mach:

I’ve found myself writing a lot of side poetry while I work on the novel. I think there’s something about putting together a longform piece that makes a part of my head want to shoot out short, snappy little bits.

Dragons are curious beasts.  Why do we so often see Dragon-as-villain? Why do we fear the mind of a Dragon?  Some writers feel they hypnotize you with their eyes; some think their thoughts can invade yours through the complexities of Dragon speech.  Some think we fear the fearsome body; but I say, it’s the mind.

I have a theory about Draconic thought:

There is a particular monstrosity to seeing sentience in a nonhuman body–and more than that, to seeing a sentient mind which is unlike that of humans.  But why should they think like us?  They are far older, and have long had spellcraft instead of thumbs.  They mate differently, and form different tribes and nations.  Are they evil, or are they just alien?

Or are they sentiently alien, such that their Dragon brains looked at the small prey which is humanity, and decided that such things were meant to be meat?

Humans don’t believe we should treat sentients that way. But is that because we are more moral…or because just ain’t got the teeth to do otherwise?

All the huge bones we’ve found belonged to slow-thinking, slow-witted, extinct beings?

Sure, Dragons want you to think that…

Great Lizards are easy foes to love because of their strength, but I find it strange when I see humans fearing clowns or chainsaw-wielders, and not the beasts which originally inhabited this planet and which will someday take it back.

Oh. I wasn’t supposed to let you in on that part…

This is not like any Dragons, real or imaginary, in my book. In fact, I hope to avoid meeting this particular serpent altogether.

Hope is cheap, though, whereas Dragons exact quite a heavy price….


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“There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN: Diary of a Dark Lord” is the first novel by Jeff Mach, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. It's the darkly satirical journal of a Dark Lord who's following the epic saga of the White Wizard, the Chosen One, and the massive armies of Men, Dwarves, and Elves, as they journey heroically towards the wholesale slaughter of a whole lot of Orcs. If you'd like to meet Jeff Mach, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, you should come to Jeff's new event, Evil Expo. Evil Expo is the first gathering dedicated to people who love fictional villainy in all of its myriad forms; it's not an autograph show, it's a full-scale, weekend long, incredibly interactive Convention, and all are welcome!

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