If you’d like to support us, simply buy everything.”
We don’t mean everything of OURS. Heck, save that for last, That’s why we have these sponsors paying us the big bucks.
We’ve decided that, to maximize profitability, we’re going to be sponsored by EVERYONE ALL AT ONCE,
No worry, we don’t need to be unsubtle about it. We can be gentler.
consuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume,
Listen to John Walters. consuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune.
Buy things, Buy allllllllllllllllllll the things. You know you want to
If you don’t buy all the things, well,it would be wrong for us to kill this kitten. But THAT kitten was genetically engineered to exist purely for cuteness and to be sacrificed to Bajooombah, God of Retail, if you don’t pull out your credit cards.
And it’ll be YOUR fault.
But hey…
It’s only KINDA evil of you.
This is our JOB.
What’s your excuse?
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