Once there was a Princess who ate monsters. She was not a role-reversing Princess or a rebellious princess; she just acknowledged that monsters taste good.
Oh, sure, she ate a couple of people. Okay, a bunch of people. But that was before she became civilized.
We assume she’s civilized.
We hope she is.
We know she’s nice and busy crewing up kaiju, but here are a few guidlines about her well-known preferences. She really enjoys:
hair
baldless
spiky hair
siky leather jackets
the heat death of the Universe
rancid
day
night
skies
ceilings
planetariums
open-air courtyards
prisons
lime jello.
Nevertheless,
she is perhaps the most successful lady of the night of her generation
depending on the flexiblity of your concept of ‘lady’.
But let’s be beyond honest;
we’ve felt a woman who could unhinger her jaw
was perfect
maybe not for the purposes she intended
but that’s tiny.
II. Sure, the Monsters objected
But who would listen?
They were, after all, Monsters.
And she was sweet and adorable.
III. This is why we avoid Earth, dear child.
It’s very pretty.
the inhabitants are very sexy.
and chewy.
But those little girls
will have you in cutlets
Like a year before they can spell ‘cutlets’.
Avid the Planet of Pretty Suicide.
It seems like a good idea.
It never is.
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The Rune Is Broken (Redux) — Jeff Mach Writes
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