Stone walls do not a prison make. Unless they cheat on the municipal construction bid.
It’s better to be happy than to make someone else happy, assuming that person’s happiness depends primarily on the flavor of your liver.
Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you, if you’re purely delusional.
I’d rather be eaten by bears.
It’s important to do more than just put out fires. It’s really helpful to steal fire from the Gods first. Unless you’re already a God or two, in which case, you got bigger problems.
If Mrs. Lovett served dumplings, she’d own the world’s largest fast food franchise.
If it’s not on fire, it’s probably not worth eating.
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