The Goblin King in a palace lived,
And ruled with an iron fist,
And spent his days drinking tea
And sometimes playing whist.
The Demi-Lich said, “In my home
Your doom you’ll surely meet.”
The line to get in’s a mile long,
And there’s no parking on the street.
Once upon a time, there was a Bard
Whose poems were too short.
You’d think that joke’s too old to go here.
You’re wrong, I’m sad to report.