Jeff Mach Writes

January 11, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Punishing Cabbage Bread

I know, another DAMN recipe from The Villainpunk Cookbook! Hardcore Old-School Boarding-House “How Did…

January 10, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

If you’re familiar with modern magickal theory and/or reasonable amounts of fantasy writing, you know…

January 8, 2021 / food

Some of you might know my general opinion that, in the original Bond novels, there…

January 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(You can also find this in “The Villainpunk Cookbook“.) The people of the Other Simulation…

January 7, 2021 / I assert reality

I tried to visit Never-Never Land, But they never let me in, Even when I…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 3, 2021 / I assert reality

(This essay was not secretly written in Pirate-speak!) “Did you know that there is a…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty from The Villainpunk Cookbook. We sometimes note a certain confusion over…

December 31, 2020 / alternative history

I quite forgot running this little piece. I even forgot writing it. Is there a…

December 31, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

In the back of my laboratory, Safely locked, Is where the things I oughtn’t do…