Jeff Mach Writes

March 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Being Told To Go To Hell

So, for the record, this is what happens when enough people tell me to go…

February 20, 2022 / fairytale

Once upon a time there was a beautiful fairy princess who was eaten by bears.…

February 13, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Had a wife and couldn’t keep her Along came a spider,…

February 9, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mother Sarah tossed restlessly in her grave, and for the 2,873rd time, regretted a significant and…

February 6, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

The great dark Runesword cried out, once again, screaming, without words, in the language of…

February 5, 2022 / (unginged)

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

February 1, 2022 / (unginged)

At some point, I decided to name my infrequent collections of barely-acceptable fantasy poetry “Dungeon…

January 30, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

(Yes, it’s one of our recipes.) “I will NOT serve…breakfast. I won’t be up…

January 20, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Dragons may read minds, but they don’t do anything with that except try to help…

January 18, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Recipe by Jeff Mach; Adapted LOW CARB RECIPE by “The Recipe for You” We sometimes…