Jeff Mach Writes

March 7, 2025 / Fantasy Poetry

It’s Silly Fantasy Poems All The Way Down

In Praise Of That Extinction Event Being eaten by giant crocodiles Seldom causes giant smiles.…

March 1, 2025 / Poems & Poetry

For all the stories yet untold, Of silver, gems, or stolen gold, The one with…

February 19, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Fate of the Dark Lord, Version I How we love The Chosen One Each one…

January 24, 2025 / (ginged)

You can scream. You can pray. But you have no right to obey. You can…

December 26, 2024 / Dungeons & Dragons

To my Doggerel, i bid you welcome: May it be as little fun to read…

Pickup Lines For Hobbits? Sure. They have to venture out of their Hobbit-Holes SOMETIMES…well, they…

November 22, 2024 / cookbook

First, steal Fire from the Gods. This always makes them mad. Furious, in fact. Dare…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 20, 2024 / Dwarven

Pickup lines for Dwarves? Aye! Dwarves are, depending on thy reckoning, either some of the…

November 18, 2024 / dark lord

For best results, please turn up the volume on this training video. Hello, and welcome…