Jeff Mach Writes

January 16, 2021 / recipes

The Difference EnGin – A Cyberpunk Cocktail

Mach’s 4th Law: Any sufficiently advanced Villainpunk is indistinguishable from what people seem to believe…

January 14, 2021 / inspiration

Bonus Beverage: Evil Egg Cream With Scotch If you’re a semi-New-Yorker, as I am, egg…

January 13, 2021 / Chosen Ones

(A standalone piece from my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) If you have heard any…

January 11, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

I know, another DAMN recipe from The Villainpunk Cookbook! Hardcore Old-School Boarding-House “How Did…

January 10, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

If you’re familiar with modern magickal theory and/or reasonable amounts of fantasy writing, you know…

January 8, 2021 / food

Some of you might know my general opinion that, in the original Bond novels, there…

January 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(You can also find this in “The Villainpunk Cookbook“.) The people of the Other Simulation…

January 7, 2021 / I assert reality

I tried to visit Never-Never Land, But they never let me in, Even when I…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 3, 2021 / I assert reality

(This essay was not secretly written in Pirate-speak!) “Did you know that there is a…