Jeff Mach Writes

April 10, 2024 / (unginged)

Incredibly Unhelpful Magic Items

Rod of Blunders Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To…

April 10, 2024 / Bards

Once upon a time (but hopefully, for the sake of the Bard, not twice or…

April 8, 2024 / Elves

The Human King gave a great warm smile With a flourish, he signed the page…

April 6, 2024 / fantasy

We spend too much time in our troubles, and too little time in our cups. …

April 5, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Introduction Each of the viewpoints below represents a summation of approximately 2,000 years of Intergalactic…

April 2, 2024 / alternative history

These three little Martians build huts out of straw, wood, and brick (respectively). A big…

April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

March 30, 2024 / alcohol

The Ship was doomed, as doomed as could be Adrift on Homer’s wine-dark Sea. It…

March 29, 2024 / I assert reality

Many people have the unfortunate misconception that Sirens lure sailors to their deaths. Most of…

March 28, 2024 / Cyberpunk

Trust the screens. That was the word on the street (on the streets that mattered,…