It was hideous. Huge, inevitable. Tiny, like a virus. Ubiquitous like God.
It wanted to spread germs.
Why not germs?
So it did.
Now you’re dead.
Yay! Happy worms!
Oh, how I love you, and this is proof of my total and utter flaw.
You are gross.
Unkempt in body and soul.
Unspeable.
Leprous.
May you die in a rushing river that none might know you.
O,
I
hate
hate
hate
hate
hate
you.
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.