A Love-Note To Insomnia

Apologies in advance for linguistic abuses,
But I can’t figure out where the Hell my muse is.
Perhaps she visits when I dreaming,
In which case, I’ll see her never, it’s seeming.

Some people thing sometimes find sleep difficult;
I’d rather be slung from a catapult
Than face another sleepless vista

And thus, the sleep that’s missed–ah

Will surely make you list

a bit to the right,

and a little downwards,

with a sideways shake

to show you sort-of meant to drink.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.