In Honor Of May 4th, I’m Going To Give you Some Useless Sith Lore

Do you know what a Holocron is? It’s an ancient piece of technology with a Sith Lord imbues with knowledge and a certain amount of power. One of the few Holocrons we ever see used from start to finish collapses as it gives the last lesson; now THAT’S Sith thinking.

Welll, consider this a Holocron, only I’ve done away with all the boring bits, like becoming a Sith Master before you can use this.

Let me teach you everything in my Holocron.

1. You’re evil.
2. If you don’t want to be evil, that’s fine. Most Sith don’t consider themselves evil; more to the point, they really don’t care.
3. Your quest for power is unending.
4. Until your apprentice ends you.
5. Or, if you’re the apprentice, until the Master aids you.
6. Someday, you’re going to eat George Lukas for misrepresenting the Sith in the movies.

Happy May 4th!

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