Imaginary Places Where I Don’t Belong

I tried to visit
Never-Never Land,
But they never let me in,
Even when I was a kid.

So I dived 2000 Leagues
Under The Sea—
I think they thought
I was a giant squid.

The world is full of magic places;
Magic Everywhere,
and I guess I really should have known.
The world is full of places
Wondrous and strange:
Places I never will and never have known.

Thought I’d fly a spaceship
To other galaxies;
Explore the Universe,
Go forth, and boldly Go.

I asked a starship captain
If I could join his crew
He raised his phaser
and said, “No.”

The world is full of magic places;
Magic Everywhere,
described in many a picture, tale, and tome.
The world is full of places
Wondrous and strange:
Imaginary places that are never Home.

Some people never see
Imaginary Worlds;
I’m lucky to have gained
Whatever vision I could win;

But I’ve opened doors
Ten thousand times or more,
and never found a place
where I fit in.

The world is full of magic places;
Magic Everywhere,
and I guess I’ve known it all along.
The world is full of places
Wondrous and strange:
Imaginary places where I don’t belong.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.