They might be mean
They might be faulty
Those damn Elves
Might be downright salty.
But Elves are glorious
Elves are graceful
If you want elegance
Prepare for a facefull.
Elves are graceful.
Can’t be killed
(Unless you’ve Crowley,
Magickally True Willed.)
Elves are perfect
Grace like grass.
Love an Elf?
PASS PASS PASS.
Elves represent
All beauty and grace
They’ll lie to your back.
They’ll lie to your face.
Elves existed
For thousands of years
They don’t invent wheels
But they’re fond of beers.
The Last Homely Home
Is a marketing ploy
As likely to survive
As ancient Troy.
Elves are graceful
Elves are wise
Elves all other beings despise.
I hate to say this
To my fantasy tribe
But I kinda suspect
Tolkien took a bribe.
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