There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If… Read the postUnicorn Pie
It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come… Read the postNational Punch A Bard Day
When the Moon hits you, regardless of whether it resembles a food group, you are… Read the postWhen That Malignant Satellite…
On Ankhegs Good things to say about ankhegs: They have fairly lank legs They’re flexible… Read the postSomehow There’s More Dungeon Doggerel
On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a… Read the postYet More Dungeon Doggerel
If there’s one thing my crew relies in, It’s the high quality of this here… Read the postOn The Celibacy Of Magicians
If you ever consider a Roc Might be a sort-of convenient dock; That the right… Read the postA Briefly-Flying Wizard Reconsiders Landing On A Roc
Behold the Cat (for I assure: the Cat surely beholds you.) Behold the Cat (Master… Read the postThree Poems: Cats, Dionysus, and One More
Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh… Read the postAnother One Eaten By Mimics