Category: I assert reality

May 11, 2020 / dark lord

The Evil Overlord List: A Rebuttal

(This is a wholly standalone piece from my upcoming book, “I Despise Your Prophecy“. If…

May 9, 2020 / I assert reality

Once, there was a game, a video game, an immersive video game, a game so…

May 8, 2020 / Apocalypse

It wasn’t my idea for the Internet to be run on human sacrifice. Marvin Graves,…

May 7, 2020 / dark lord

(as told by the Dark Lord) It so happened that there existed certain people who…

May 6, 2020 / hunter

Recently, the formerly-esteemed roles of Witch-Hunters throughout the known world (which extends, as it always…

May 4, 2020 / I assert reality

When I was younger, I wanted the same things out of love as everyone else:…

May 3, 2020 / alternative history

Once upon a time, a really bad thing happened. Actually, that’s not quite true. Many…

May 1, 2020 / Apocalypse

Once there was an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters (and…

April 30, 2020 / Demons

Once upon a time, very, very long ago, and very far away, but real, truly…

April 29, 2020 / dark lord

[This is one of my absolute favorite stories from “I Hate Your Time Machine“. This…