I wasn’t going to post this here, but I rather liked how it turned out.… Read the postThe Dwarf Ambassador and the Ogress
“Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.” -Mike Tyson, who is… Read the postThe Brotherhood of Martial Students vs. A Lot Of Orcs
So this would be a spoiler for the second book in the Dark Lord /… Read the postRocks Fall, Everybody Dies: A Short Poem About A War With Dwarves
(Okay, I admit it…this is definitely a barebones version of what will go on the… Read the postThe Dark Lord, The Dwarf, And The Dragon
The good news is, Sam was neither roasted nor eaten, AND the remaining talking pigs… Read the postThe Dwarven Ambassador Fails With Dragons
I. Dwarven battle philosophy in Sam’s era looks something like this: We live in caves.… Read the postOn Dwarven Combat & Governance
It goes without saying that, though We have been exiled to this hellish and unspeakable… Read the postA Dark Lord’s Guide To Excellent Relations Between The Various Magical Species
Sam is not a sculptor. Sam wanted to be a sculptor, but he is not… Read the postThe Ambassador and the Goblins Go To War
Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,… Read the postSam and the Dark Lord have Tea
Benrak, Forefather, Forebear, Predecessor, Creator, Antecessor, and First Mover of Dwarves, did spend much time… Read the postThe Religion of the Dwarves