Category: dark lord

December 25, 2025 / (unginged)

The Dwarven Ambassador Fails With Dragons

The good news is, Sam was neither roasted nor eaten, AND the remaining talking pigs…

December 22, 2025 / dark lord

I. Dwarven battle philosophy in Sam’s era looks something like this: We live in caves.…

December 17, 2025 / dark lord

It goes without saying that, though We have been exiled to this hellish and unspeakable…

December 10, 2025 / dark lord

Sam is not a sculptor. Sam wanted to be a sculptor, but he is not…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

October 11, 2025 / dark lord

Benrak, Forefather, Forebear, Predecessor, Creator, Antecessor, and First Mover of Dwarves, did spend much time…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 18, 2024 / dark lord

For best results, please turn up the volume on this training video. Hello, and welcome…

May 7, 2024 / dark lord

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

April 30, 2024 / dark lord

10. ONCE there were some Elves who were very friendly to everyone who deserved it.…