No-one mentioned the cooling corpse whose sanguinary fluids, having made a rapid exit from the…
Author: Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
Once there was a tiiiiiiiiiiiiny little Dragon, who was ever-so-excited! She woke up and streeeeetched…
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