Come at me, and I will fight,
Knee and elbow, punch and bite.
Trying to hurt me? Impolite.
You’ve awakened Forever Blight.
And worse than even Forever Blight?
Try hiding my words out of sight.
Shut me up? Here’s my spite:
I WRITE.
I WRITE.
I WRITE.
I WRITE.
My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and make stories come into being. I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal.
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market & Spectacle. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN", or "I HATE Your Prophecy"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.