My dearest Sappy,
The Humans are even more welcoming than we would have expected Who would have thought the Men of the Northeast would be so kind and gentle, yet brawny and masculine? They seem certain at any time I’m going to choose one of them. Or possibly more than one.
You could use these men for mortar, they’re so solid, predictable, and ready to adapt to whatever pressure is put upon them by anything clearly bigger and stronger than they are. If they weren’t so stupid, this would be a paradise for Nymphs…but when is that NOT true? Except the Forest, of course. Sorry you’re still stuck there. On the other hand, you can tell Pan that I truly miss…you know, never mind. I digress.
They have made multiple complaints about the plaque commemorating your victory. It was defaced daily until we decided to replace the dots in the ‘i’s with Spheres of Annihilation, after which it mostly gets resentful looks.
We’ll clear away the corpses eventually.
I have pointed out multiple times that it is the truth, in response to which they point to large, popular books which say it isn’t. They note that if the book was WRONG, it would hardly sell so well.
I am not treated badly as an Ambassador compared to, say, a Prisoner of War.
I do wish they were a little less stupid.
Okay, a lot less stupid.
Okay, that at least some of the ones they thought were smart weren’t stupid.
But as they often say: if you need to think about it, you probably don’t really understand it in the first place.
I think that’s what they say. I’ve taken to plugging my ears at meals
What do I have to do to get reassigned? I’ll take the Mind-Flayers. I really will.
very truly yours,
Oakly,
Ambassadress to the Men (so-called) of the North
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