We take the good. We take the bad.
The good is, no, we don’t feel at this moment clever or, if we may be frank, even useful (and yes, many makers of fine clothing or other accoutrements truly desire that their exorbitant prices be accompanied by actual worth.
And we cannot particularly let you live, so be eaten by goats.
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.