There are Goblins on the inside,
Goblins in the guts,
Goblins eating steak tartare
(If they’re a littles.)
And all fthem know what you are: MEAT MEAT MEAT:
It was the philopher Iniv who taught
Living high on the food chain can be bought
But if you really want to conquer the other species,
Chew them up like they were Reeses.
Goblns chew children.
I’m glad that they do.
Or i wouldn’t have a garden for me or you.
But if you must break the Goblin Farmer’s back…
…try some Poison Sumac.
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
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