If you don’t wish to be terribly sore,
Avoid dating a Minotaur
They’re lovely, and you’ll ask for more,
But regret is what you’re aiming for.
Things might be said, with a certain scorn
Of the usages of one or the other horn
And this is the part where I’m rather torn:
It’s terribly fun, but makes horrible porn.
So barring having some magical tonic
Which makes all activities platonic,
You’ll surely find it quite ironic
That both the bliss and pain are chronic.
But perhaps you’re into that. Who knows?
~Jeff Mach
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