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The Rakshasa

I feel somewhat nervous about writing of the rakshasa
Because I fear I might have one in my back casa
Else why would a wealthy spellmaker
Live in the backyard of an undertaker

But I found him to be sophisticated
And totally falsely hated
When many came by (but he wasn’t there)
The attested to the greatness of his mind, heart, and hair.

One day a noble Prince stopped over
(Was he distant? He kept calling me ‘Rover’.
He informed my roommate was an evil illusionist
And when the Gods found out what company I kept, they’d be pissed.

I thanked him. I plied him with wine.
After a couple of bottles, everything just seemed to align
And when my friend comes home, life will seem less doomin’
Because the first lesson my friend taught me:

How yummy is fried human!

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The Drow

There are so many myths about the Drow
But in their defense, tell me, how else
Would beings who want to eat and/or sacrifice you
Know you know it…and still entice you?

A Treant

I love to climb trees
And the Treant smiled and allowed it
I was very happy until I reached
Its Helm of Opposite Alignment,

 

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