May 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

SOME Of You Monsters Are Telling People About This Website

I don’t ask much. Just acknowledge me as the criminal mastermind I am, and recognize that you should never support such a person.

The LAST thing you should do is read my stuff. IT MEANS I WILL WRITE MORE.

You may have noticed I’ve been updating two and even three times a day lately. I’m not saying I’ll keep that pace, but if you keep reading, I’ll attempt to get more interesting and more fun to read. If you visit my Patreon, I take requests (although I think you have to be paying a dollar a month to do that.

BUT NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANY OF THAT STUFF.

YOU SHOULD AVOID READING THESE WORDS. WHAT IF THEY TURN YOU EVIL? WELL, MORE EVIL?

Maybe not THESE words. This is just a little note to you. But in GENERAL, the words are only going to get more peculiar if you keep reading this stuff, muchless share it.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

 

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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