Dwarves
“May you find gold at the bottom of your glass.”
“A toast to what lies beneath, and its precise market value as of 9:28 p.m. today.”
Goblins
“FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
[And in a very small voice]:
“…one.”
Elves
“May those of you I somewhat like be immune to this particular poison, and may the rest of you enjoy this extremely fine vintage.”
Orcs
“Here’s to drinking out of an Elf skull!”
“Here’s to civilization, to farming, to home-cooked meals, a rocking chair at the end of the day, friendly local merchants, and pleasant neighborhoods, and here’s to how pretty they look going up in flames.”
Halflings
“Here’s to a pipe of Hobbit-weed, the company of friends, a fine glass of wine, and perhaps another eight to twelve pipes of Hobbit weed. I mean, at a minimum.”
“Let’s hear it for a long life and true love
And the smile no fear conceals
And happiness, and safety,
Another pipe, and a dozen meals.”
Gnomes
`”Oh, am I supposed to drink this? Let me just finish this tinkering and I’ll get to it…soon. I promise. I’ve almost gotten the clockwork mechanism to be unlikely to explode!”
Kobolds
“Let’s all enjoy this fine vintage, which we have taken off the bodies of these foolish adventurers. It’s unmarked, so we get to find out what it does together!”
Trolls
“Some beings are takers
Some beings are givers
We thank the Troll Gods
For regenerating livers!”
Minotaurs
“Look, ordinarily I’d gore you to death, but you’re the first person who’s brought me a drink in two hundred years. Go ahead, grab some treasure. Then the Labyrinth is easy – it’s left-left-right-right-straight-left-right-left-down-LEFT REALLY FAST-up-right-down SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE and, if you evade the sharks, you’ll be fine. Come on back; this is good wine.”
“First one to chug the bottle gets to be on top!”
Dragonborn
“To not choking on it and setting our throats on fire this time!”
Dracula
“I never drink…wine. Vodka, anyone?”
Centaurs
“Wine glasses raised,
Harnesses off,
Forget the wine glass,
Fill the trough!”
Dryads:
“If a Satyr says he love you,
You know he’s lying
But for the past thousand years,
When there’s wine,
He’s buying!”
BANSHEE:
“EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSLURP.”
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