Pâte de Fruits du Jardin d’Éden
It seems like perfectly lovely gummy fruit until that damn snake starts talking to you.
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There IS no bad Halloween candy. There are just bad Halloweens.
Arguably The Worst Halloween Candy In Existence
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.