Gremlins in the Mailing Room — Jeff Mach Writes

Three Poems

There are Gremlins in the Mail Room

And that would be disturbing;

It’s with a certain challenge

Certain panic I am curbing.

There’s Gremlins in the mail room

This lily I’m not gilding –

See, we’ve no kind of mailing room

Anywhere within the building.

* * *

So many Orcs

So little time

To eat just SOME

Would be quite a crime.

* * * *

We’re Dwarves.

We dig;

We have something to dig for;

how could anyone

want anymore?

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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal. I put on events; check out, say, our Steampunk Halloween Show in the Catskills of New York.

I write books. You should read them!