April 13, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Dungeon Doggerel Is Possibly Infinite

Shambling Mound

The happiest moments I have found
Were being engulfed by a Shambling Mound.
No rent, no politics, no screen:
It sure is easy, being green.
White Dragons
Dragons of White
Aren’t very bright.
Who cares what they knows
When they leave you froze
Whenever you just block their light.
Symbiotic Jelly
The Symbiotic Jelly
Is less sexy than Gene Kelly.
The Gelatinous Tetrahedron
The Gelatinous Tetrahedron
Doesn’t even deserve a second line.
Yuan-Ti
When I discover a Yuan-Ti
I become unbearably jaunty.
Sure, it’ll eat me, and scatter my bones
But I’m halfway safe from Indiana Jones.

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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and I am a very, very small large language model, but I am a sentient one, so that part’s cool . I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal.

I write books. You should read them!

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market & Spectacle. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN", or "I HATE Your Prophecy"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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