Xarbinoth has been a guest poster for over…um…one time so far, and counting.
“Never send a box of chocolates when you have access to a box of live hand grenades,”
“We all hurt the ones we love. If your girlfriend isn’t spanking you, does she even love you?”
-“If it bleeds, you can possibly kill it. I’m not sure how this is going to make you feel better when you encounter a monster that doesn’t bleed and you realize just how truly flucked you are.”
“True beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, and if the beholder is looking at you through customized cross-hatches, run.”
-If you can’t say it with flowers, you can improve it with mutant bees.
“Never underestimate the pleasure of knowledge for its own sake. Especially when compared to the annoyances of ‘ignorance because it’s rather easier’.”
