FORWARD:
“For a long time now, I’ve been aware that, like, I’m all right, but, like, the World is square.”
-Shel Silverstein
I. PROLOGUE. In which the Author explains that this is a Great Book, that it is a Book for the Ages, that the Author suffered for 80 years while writing this book but hopes that you enjoy his sophomore effort, published when he was only 17 years old. The Author keeps writing, but you’ve probably tuned it out by now. We sure have.
II. DEDICATION:
This book is dedicated to all the authors who were wise enough to dedicate their books to me, and dedicated AGAINST every other author in the entire world.
III. INTRODUCTION
This book was written during the years 1587 to 1843, when I was an itinerant fisherman on a very small bridge over a nonexistent river in Sheboygan, Michigan I trust I don’t have to explain further.
IV. EPIGRAM:
“In wine is wisdom,
in Everclear is efficiency.”
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My name is Jeff Mach (“Dark Lord” is optional) and I build communities, put on events, and make stories come into being. I also tweet a lot over @darklordjournal.
