Once there was a towered Witch Who flipped a strange Germanic switch Moving from the… Read the postDoggerel?
There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If… Read the postUnicorn Pie
It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come… Read the postNational Punch A Bard Day
On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a… Read the postYet More Dungeon Doggerel
If there’s one thing each of my skulls relies in, It’s the high quality of… Read the postA Small Ode To DarkMagick: On Liches And Celibacy
If there’s one thing my crew relies in, It’s the high quality of this here… Read the postOn The Celibacy Of Magicians
If you ever consider a Roc Might be a sort-of convenient dock; That the right… Read the postA Briefly-Flying Wizard Reconsiders Landing On A Roc
So this would be a spoiler for the second book in the Dark Lord /… Read the postRocks Fall, Everybody Dies: A Short Poem About A War With Dwarves
This is a variation on a MUCH older variation of Mr. Shakespeare’s rather more famous… Read the postA Dark Lord apologizes (with apologies to Bill and Puck)
Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh… Read the postAnother One Eaten By Mimics