A Treaty With Kobolds

“So this document guarantees you…won’t kill all of us?

Rothgar signed. The old Kobold was surely not as slow on the uptake as he appeared.

He simply couldn’t grasp the idea of people not wanting to kill him.

There are those of us who can relate.

It’s even difficult to dismiss as paranoia or stupidity as, well…quite a lot of people do, indeed, want to kill him.

“A Kobold is the best whetsone.”
-the warriors of Southern Bound Brook.

“So…Alice is forming an army and if we sign this unholy pact, we shall be forced to do her will?”

“You’re kobolds living underground and sinking seepwater from stalagmites. You wouldn’t follow her already for a decent reward?”

“Oh, we will. We’re just not used to anyone being  NICE about it.

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You might enjoy my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy”

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