August 23, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There’s Never Been A Worse Time

Yes, that’s right, friends!

There’s never been a worse time to support this organization!

First, financial need:

we don’t got any. We’re rich as hell. We have so much money it would come out of our ears if we stored it in our brain cavity, which we just might,

Ab, but how about a special limited-time offer? Yeah, we don’t have one of those whatsoever. We’ll have that next week, if you want to wait, but now is not a good time. Maybe two or three weeks from now? Next quarter for sure.

Oh! Don’t forget to smash that like button. It won’t do anything helpful, but I HATE that thing.

I will say for SURE that we haven’t done anything useful this year. Do you support the important work this organization is doing? You doi? GREAT. Can you tell me what i is? Some of it? Any of it?

You COULD support this organization but it would be SUCH a terrible idea. We recommend against it. Don’t, if you know what we mean.

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Don’t forget to UTTERLY VAPORIZE THAT LIKE BUTTON USING SPACE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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