Sure, Murder Is Too Good For Your Enemies, But It’s Not Too Good For YOU

YES.

Obviously.

You’re wonderful. You’re fantastic. You’re laudable. You’re meritorious. You’re to be congratulated on your awesomeness.

And equally obviously, the person who injured you, who stepped in front of you in line, who took the last can of Diet, who stole your stereo, who told you that you needed a haircut, deserves torture.

But YOU don’t.

YOU don’t deserve to do ALL THAT WORK.

Torture is difficult.

It often takes complicated implements, especially to do in a satisfying manner.

And there’s a LOT of cleanup.

Trust me.

Murder is NOT too good for your enemies. And I don’t mean murder by torture. I just mean, murder ’em. Slit their throats. Shoot ’em.

Sure. It’s not artistic. It’s not ethically satisfying.

It’s so much better than they deserve.

But you need to prioritize yourself.

You DESERVE it.

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