Baby-eater, what taste is better than babies?
Friend-melter, sure the coot makes you conscious.
I mean,choking, dying, hurt, demonical, so, so gross.
But silly! You didn’t want to be monster.
Now you are.
You are the worst!
Don’t you love it, inquisitor, monster, serial killer?
Tell us what to do, dickwad. What joy!
Written by:Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.