Jeff Mach Writes

April 23, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The Terribly Happy Storyteller

Once upon a time, there was a Storyteller who ran out of everything. Well, not…

April 22, 2024 / Bards

This somehow managed not to get itself posted on 4/20. I blame Dark Magicks. ___…

April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…

April 18, 2024 / cryptid

Then there was that day when the UFOlogists Met in the same place and time…

April 17, 2024 / food

Why are there modern day, blanket objections to cannibalism? It surely can’t be because it’s…

April 15, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Abominable Yeti The Yeti’s career Is full of pauses They spend three months of the…

April 14, 2024 / faeries

Many Fae are reluctant to enter the Mortal places. Some of this is because Mortals…

April 13, 2024 / humoresque

13. Snow White and the 7 Hard-Drinkin’, Hard-Smokin’, Extremely Masculine Gay Dudes On A 1970s…

April 13, 2024 / Apocalypse

“Thank goodness!”, cried the Professor, “We’re just in time to deactivate the Time Machine!” “But,…